BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

Comments

[50shadesofnpc]

[...Well, that solves that for sure.]

It's fine. [He's not uncomfortable with it, that's also for sure.

Hilbert pauses again, thoughtful. If he's not uncomfortable with it, that's probably another sign, huh?]

I think... I like you, too. [He's not 100% sure, but it's there, anyhow. Maybe 90% sure. Pretty high up there regardless. It would explain a lot.]

[infinitegrin]

...I'm glad. I am, even if I'm a bit older, that you like me. Thank you.

[He really is touched. He's so happy, even if it's not a definite, that there's no negative reaction. He smiles at Hilbert, a genuine and smitten smile, and pulls him into a hug.]

Thank you...

[He didn't have to ever feel lonely again.]

[50shadesofnpc]

Thank you. [For going ahead and crossing the line first. He'd probably not get anywhere otherwise, especially because of their ages. As it is, he can settle down into the hug, laying his head on Emmet's shoulder.

...Speaking of their age gap, though...]

I'll have to talk to my mom about it. [To let her know.

Hilbert doesn't say it with any apprehension; it's just something that he has to do, and something Emmet should probably know about too. Still, it sure is weird to say. It just kind of... underlines the age difference.]

[infinitegrin]

[Ah, yeah, parents... Emmet chuckles a bit under his breath. He forgot about stuff like that. You're so mature, Hilbert, that Emmet just forgets that you're so young, sometimes.]

I'll be sure to respect her wishes, whatever they may be.

[He can't worry a mother, after all, it would make him feel all kinds of guilt.]

[50shadesofnpc]

It'll be okay. Especially with that attitude. [Hilbert gets his calm logic from her, after all.] You might have to meet her, is all.

[infinitegrin]

I wouldn't mind that at all. It'd be nice to meet her.

[Even if he has a nervous energy about it. This would be his first time dealing with something like this since... well, since Elesa dragged him and Ingo over to her mother's house. And back then, it was both of them!]

[50shadesofnpc]

Cool. [Still, he can kind of feel that nervousness...]

...She's kinda like me. Doesn't get very worked up. [So don't worry about it too much, okay?]

[infinitegrin]

Well, yeah. I just haven't really been brought home for someone's parents, before, hahah.

[50shadesofnpc]

Ah, yeah.... [That would probably be weird. Well.... it will probably have to be done. So. No avoiding it.]

Sorry. [dffsf]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay! I'm not worried about it going wrong. It's just nerve-wracking, a little.

[Emmet still chuckles anxiously, and still tugs at his tie a bit...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[...]

It'll be fine. [Hilbert cuddles a bit closer, arranging himself so that his legs overlap on top of Emmet's a little. He's almost in his lap, this way...]

[infinitegrin]

[Oh... well! That's actually a very bold move, a lot bolder than Emmet would dare. At least, this soon. But, it does have Hilbert more directly facing him... he feels himself moving just a little closer, as though he wasn't thinking on it...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Well, the twisty hug position was getting awkward, so he changed a little. Oops, unintentionally bold.

As it is, Hilbert doesn't really notice the leaning in yet, not consciously... ...what will you do, Emmet?]

[infinitegrin]

[He'll... he'll...

...Give... Hilbert a kiss on the bridge of his nose.]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Oh.



Oh. Well.

That was... nice...

(he's just gonna (not-so-)subtly hide his face in Emmet's jacket now gahfjdjk)]

[infinitegrin]

Ah hah hah...

[Y-you're so cute, Hilbert! Emmet'll just hug you, running his fingers through Hilbert's hair. Cutie pie...]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Mrrf.

Hilbert turns his head a little, though, so he's not muttering into Emmet's chest.]

Sorry. [Got embarrassed. dfgfdf]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay, don't be sorry! It's cute.

[50shadesofnpc]

[Cute......... ah... ... ... that's a new one.]

I'll get better at it. [Just hug him for now, he'll work up to it. This much is okay.

Hi, Joltik. You can sit on him, yeah. ....Is this going to slowly emolgamate amalgamate into a cuddle pile....?]

[infinitegrin]

It's okay! No rush. This is nice, too.

[He can sit and be cuddly! Emmet loves that sort of thing. Especially with his Joltik and--and Galvantula sweetie you can't just demand to sit in Emmet's lap we already have Hilbert there--okay fine you can rest your head on Hilbert's lap fine.

Archeops stop being jealous just sit on Emmet's shoulder.]]

[50shadesofnpc]

[Galvy!! And Archeops... aww, Archy. Hilbert has one of your species! She likes to be scratched under the chin... would you let him reach up and do that, Archy?]

[infinitegrin]

[Ohh maaaaan, Archeops loves that. She settles on Emmet's shoulder, leaning into scritches. From behind the couch slithers Eelektross, who curls up behind Emmet's head.]

Ah hah hah, it looks like they were getting jealous of you cuddling with me!

[50shadesofnpc]

[Oh whoa, hey, suddenly Eelektross.]

That so?... ... [Aww, guys.] It hasn't even been that long....

[infinitegrin]

They always join for cuddle time. I guess you're part of the pile, now! We're all down the same line--

[Oh hey the TV is exploding


Or rather, something in the movie is. Oh yeah. PI Brycen holds his love interest for the film close, and they exchange some sappy lines...]

[50shadesofnpc]

Well-- [--Ah, yes, right, movie.

Ah, yes, right, romantic subplot.......]