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[50shadesofprotag]

HILDA HAS MADE HER GLORIOUS RETURN

GOLD HAS APPEARED



THE SUBWAY HAS BEEN VERY RELAXED AND QUIET, BUT HOW LONG IS THAT GOING TO LAST WITH THESE TWO RECENTLY ARRIVING IN UNOVA?

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[passthestation]

Say what you want, but there's a reason every Unovan is singing their praises to Arceus for making her a force of good.

What's Hilda doing with you, anyway? Anything to do with the strange bug-like Pokémon that nearly destroyed the city?

[tsuntrader]

You mean this guy? [Holding up the bug thing's Pokéball!]

[passthestation]

[passthestation]

[He turns right around!]

Nope, I'm not going to be surprised by that. I shouldn't be. It's to be expected of someone like you.

You should stick with Hilda, you two crazies are perfect for each other.

[tsuntrader]

...Yeah. That's what she thinks. [Aaaand this is suddenly awkward. Being crazy he can handle, a bug thing he can handle, Arceus and almost dying he can handle.

But feelings?

Mmmmaybe it's better if Ramses just keeps walking-]

[passthestation]

[But no, it doesn't do anything but make him stop, cross his arms, and turn around to look at Silver. And look at that expression.

And sigh.]

You don't?

[tsuntrader]

I don't know. [Not... really? Maybe a little? Feelings are hard, Ramses, they're hard and no one understands-]

[passthestation]

...Come on, let me put my uniform in my car and we'll chat about it.

[tsuntrader]

[Wait, wait, wh-]

You don't have to... [...You. You know what, okay.

SILVER joined the party! He and Weavile start trailing along behind Ramses.]

[passthestation]

[Into the car the uniform goes! Ramses gestures for Silver to get into the car, too.]

I'll get us milkshakes.

[He's not sure if he actually needs to bribe Silver to get him in the car, but the bribe is there anyway.]

[tsuntrader]

[But car th-

milkshakes

he's in, he's in--!]

[passthestation]

[Well that makes it all the clearer what the problem is. Ramses starts the car and off they can go!]

So she said she wants to date you?

[tsuntrader]

[...Should he be sharing this with Ramses?..]

...She brought me back to life, took me on a date to repay her, and told me she wants to be my girlfriend.

[passthestation]

...That girl, I swear. She has no smoothness or tact. What are your thoughts about her, so far?

[tsuntrader]

I trust her. She's one of my best friends.

[passthestation]

Do you think it's impossible to think anything more of her?

[tsuntrader]

I don't know.

[passthestation]

Then don't worry about it. Don't give her a yes until you think you return those feelings, but don't ignore the possibility.

But don't jump on the chance at the first wet dream you have of her, either.

[tsuntrader]

...Wet dream? [A dream where it's raining? Of a pool? Of the ocean?]

[passthestation]

Really? Emmet didn't talk to you at all about this? Ugh.

You're old enough, you have to have had it happen. It's where you get a boner in your sleep and wake up to ejaculate all over your sheets.

[tsuntrader]

[?

??

?...]

No.

[passthestation]

What the fuck? Never? Have you even had a boner before?

[tsuntrader]

[Okay, he understood ejaculate, but

boner...?]

[passthestation]

You're fucking shitting me.

Are there times when your crotch gets hard and stiff? Because it's supposed to. It's supposed to do that fairly regularly.

[tsuntrader]

[Oh. Oh, there's another word for that.

The answer is yes, but he doesn't really pay attention to it.

The answer he'll give is an uncomfortable nod. This isn't exactly a comfortable topic for him...]