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[illegalmarriage]

let's do the thing again

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[illegalteendad]

... They are? Fire and electricity, I mean. I know water and ice are.

[illegalmarriage]

Electricity generates a lot of heat. Electricity can also start fires if you aren't careful.

The connection isn't as obvious, but it's still there.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh, he's got it]

I'm gonna teach him to turn fire into electricity. Then he'll kick tons of ass. Hell, he'd be able to take down like half of your partners in sparring with that, wouldn't he?

[exbro wants to turn his fire into electricity too!!!!]

[illegalmarriage]

Rhydon can crush anything that generates electricity, so it doesn't matter.

[It's not a glaring weakness okay]

[illegalteendad]

[it so is]

And if he learns Ice Fang, he'll wreck your Rhydon's shit too.

[illegalmarriage]

If he can get through the Earthquakes and Rock Slides, it might tickle.

[Rhydon's got amazing defenses you shit

don't knock the rockdino]

[illegalteendad]

Whatcha think, papas? Do you think the little dude'll be able to take care of Rhydon?

[ummmm exbro has dealt with rhydon first paw and that is hard to say

being a fire type is tough you know]

[illegalmarriage]

[Feraligatr has stopped smiling at the thought

nnnnno Rhydon is super scary even as a water type

Kingdra's your go to girl for whipping him in shape but the rest of us have trouble too]

[illegalteendad]

[thanks for the votes of confidence, guys]

We'll see, we'll see. He's got a lotta growin' to do though.

[illegalmarriage]

Who says you get to keep him, anyway?

[illegalteendad]

What, do you wanna keep him?

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe...]

[illegalmarriage]

I could use another loyal dog.

[Yes this is much less sappy ahem]

[illegalteendad]

[you ass]

You can take the heir out of position, but you can't change the way he grew up. I would've thought you'd be used to not havin' people at your every call and whim by now.

[illegalmarriage]

Yeah, yeah. [He's used to it now yes

it's kind of freeing really

but no more seriously-] I don't know. It would be nice to have a Pokémon that's... Warm. [No offense guys-] And he'd balance out my team.

[...] And he's really cute.

[illegalteendad]

What, I'm not a warm or cute enough dog for you? You wound me, Silver.

[illegalmarriage]

...You said you're a warm cute dog, not me. [You

you get a kiss on the cheek for that sass yes]

[illegalteendad]

[aw yeah]

Bein' compared to a dog ain't so bad. [.... the thought of a leash ain't so bad either but he doesn't wanna freak silver out] I mean, they're loyal and everyone loves them, so.

[illegalmarriage]

Should I start giving you treats?

[illegalteendad]

[yES WAIT

FUCK

UM

DON'T don't appear excited nope appear the opposite of excited--]

Are you that fond of gettin' bit?

[illegalmarriage]

You bite me all the time anyway.

Maybe I should put you on a leash and make you heel.

[illegalteendad]

[oh no

oh nooooo he knows this feeling

his face is getting hot and actually maybe it's just the puppy yeah the puppy is warm so he's getting warm yeah that's totally it]

Yeah, ha, no, look there's the center c'mon let's get this pup a check up.

[illegalmarriage]

[Oh yes Pokémon Center good yeah lets go

is the puppy doing okay

...are you okay?]

[illegalteendad]

[THE PUPPY SEEMS TO BE DOING OKAY

I AM OKAY TOO

YUP PERFECTLY FINE

NOTHIN WRONG AT ALL

totally cool uh huh]

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe I should hold onto him for a bit you're seriously acting w...

...

oh.

Oh.]