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[Come in come in he'll show you.

See look right there.

Layin on the ground all stretched out.

In no position to eat.

(Give it give it give it.)]

[In no position to eat, huh.

Silver opens up the food and starts waving it in Gold's face to verify whether or not this is true.]

[HE

IS

UP!!!

Like fast up but he's not knocking the food over fast. It takes him a moment to register who brought him it though.]

Oh, hey Silver! You dropped by to see Mom? I'd know her cookin' anywhere. [Gimme gimme. Mmmm good.] How's she doin'? I probably should call her and ask myself, but I've been, uh, busy and all. Got some customers.

You better call her. She misses you.

Seriously? I thought she'd be havin' guys over while I was away.

[Rotate the eggs, do do do there we are. Okay.]

Ah, well. Go on and give Aibo some of that since he's wantin' it so bad, and you can have a little yourself - though she probably stuffed you while you were around. I'll give her a ring.

[Right now, actually. See? Totally normal. As animated as usual.]

How about you? Been holdin' up alright?

Yep. [Gold seems okay, but...

...Right. Here Aibo, you can have all of his food.]

[Oh boy!! Om nom nom he'll save some for Gold but yeah mmmm yeess mom's cooking...]

Cool. [-- Oh she picked up.] Hey mom! Yeah, Silver's here - thanks for the food. Smells great.

[Go amuse yourself with the eggs while they have like a five minute conversation. Mom to son. Son to mom. Checking in. That's all. Yeah.

They seem like they're not particularly close to hatching, and they're more of common Pokémon eggs than anything. Pidgey and all.]

[...Looks like Gold's lunch got mixed with his hatchlings. He holds onto the Pidgey egg while waiting for Gold to finish.]

Yeah, yeah, I'll call you soon. Promise. [Mmmhmmm. Sure. Love you.] Love you too. Bye.

[Sheesh, hanging up. Moms. Now, Silver! He'll join his buddy and grin at the Pidgey egg.]

I'm all yours. What's up? Finally wanna help out warmin' the eggs?

This one's a Pidgey egg, isn't it? [He asks the question, but he is completely positive that it is indeed a Pidgey egg.]

Yup. There's Pidgey, that one's a Sunkern, there's Growlithe... Let's see, what was this one? Oh, Snubbull. Pretty mix and match huh?

Why do you have your food with the other Pokémon eggs?

'Cause it's not my food. Well, this one ain't. [It's been taunting him. Siiigh.] A birdkeeper asked me to take care of his Pidgeot for a while and they, you know, "found" this egg. He came back this mornin' to check up on them and didn't want it, so. I'm not really sure that to do with it other than keep it around and maybe let it into the wild once it hatches and learns to fly. Or teach it to shit on bald people's heads.

[The Pidgeot are still here, mind, and they only trust Gold with their egg. If they saw Silver with it they'd have a hoot.]

[He didn't want it? Well, that's all Silver needs to know.

He gets up on his feet and heads straight to the kitchen.]

[NOOOOO no grabbing his arm.

No.]

Dude, the ditch isn't even dug yet! You wanna eat it so soon?

...Why, you wanna wait until it hatches first?

... True. It'll be harder to eat then. As long as you make some mean eggs go for it.

Eggs are my specialty.

[TO THE KITCHEN. Let's make the best eggs imaginable. Weavile seems pretty pleased about this turn of events.]

[Aibo is too, but that's because he gets to eat all of Gold's mom's food now.]

You mean they're the only thing you can make.

I can make a few other things. [Barely.] Eggs are just special.

[Give him a pan and... oh right, you use like butter or oil or something on a stove, don't you?

...Forget it. He's sticking with what he knows.] What kinda stuff do you usually put in your eggs, anyway?

[...And. Uh.

Could you teach him how to turn on the stove.]

[Sheesh, you're useless. He'll be prep. Watch so you can make your own food sometime.]

Spicy stuff. Things that give it a real kick! Like red peppers and cinnamon and some hot sauce if I'm feelin' up for it.

[Peppers. Okay.

...How about some Figy berries? He has those on him, doesn't he? Yeah. Yeah he does. Figy berry omelette. Sounds delicious.

[Yeah, sounds delicious. Give him a piece of one he wants to see how spicy it is.]

[They are super fresh and moderately spicy. Not super spicy, not just a spicy flavoring, but a nice middle ground.

Are you done yet? He'd really love to crack this egg open.]

Edited 2013-11-04 04:51 (UTC)

[Mmmmmm.

Yes good. Give him a berry to munch on actually--

Yeah, sure let's get to crackin'.

Unbeknownst to them, the heat in the kitchen is helping to speed the hatching of the egg. What a surprise it'll be.]