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["Many, many things! My fiancee's Furfrou has a trim that makes him look positively darling, with a sunhat and all, and there's even one that resembles ancient kings."

sigh. so much to do with Furfrou, so little time and a law that doesn't allow them for more intimate relations

-- but did someone say doggy friend because Gold's hoodie is beginning to wiggle around and

there is the lil Growlithe popping his head out

hi pretty poodle lady

(though the enthusiast looks aghast)]

Oh, hey there little guy. Didja have a good nap? [yea] We're in a new region right now.

[Growlithe!] It's called Kalos, and this girl's called a Furfrou. [Sorry Furfanatic you've been forgotten for a moment because baby puppy]

[Furfrou is interested in puppy too and doesn't mind when the Growlithe shuffles out of Gold's hoodie and onto her head

yea this is cool

hi mapa silver and pama gold

kalos smells nice]

Hey, can that stylist give this guy a trim?

[a ghast

"Absolutely not! No! And get that-- that mutt off of my wondefrou Furfrou's head! Oh, my poor darling girl, look at you, reduced to some sort of-- pedestal for that pup!"

Furfrou doesn't really agree but

back to Silver you go, pup]

Hey, watch it buddy.

...Excuse you.

[C'mere Growlithe, we're out of here

so out of here

we are so much better than this dumb place-]

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[yeah so much better

the Furfrou fan doesn't even look the least bit bothered, just sticks his nose up in the air and 'hmphs!' while brushing his precious Furfrou

who gives a wave to them both

goodbye puppy

(goodbye poodle lady)]

Kalos might be a land of beauty, but I'd say it's more of a land full of people with fancy sticks up their asses.

There's gotta be somewhere with reasonable people. [Instead of fashion obsessed snobs.] Maybe the grooming place will be better.

Maybe. Wanna be groomed, little dude?

[yea

yea he wants to be groomed

let's go get groomed

the stylists seem happy to see them anyway because 1. customers and 2. RARE CUTE PUPPY POKEMON abubuuu]

[Someone in this city that doesn't have a stick up their ass? He's not sure if he believes it.

...Well, whatever. As long as everyone's happy...

You ready to be clean, buddy?]

[yea ready to be clean yea

yea

one of the interns will come sit with them though she's a nice pretty gal

"He's so well-behaved! Even though he's so young... Where are you two from?"]

Johto. Y'know, pretty far from here and all. [he's got a boyfriend but gold maaay be leaning in just a little, grinning, being kinda friendly...] Could appreciate a nice guide to take us around the city. What d'you think, Silver?

I think we can figure it out. [He. He saw this coming. As long as he looks and doesn't touch, it's fine...]

[that's so mean to expect silver

so mean

not untrue but so mean

a sigh fiiiine]

At least she can point us to a nice place to eat, or somethin' like that.

["Lumiose is as famous for its cafés as it is its tower! There's a lot of them... On this street we have the one beside us and there's a bitter medicine shop down the way. There's another café, Café Classe, across the way that's famous for its fashion fanatics. If it isn't too rude to say, you two could do with some tips. Your clothing wears you!"

oh

...

did she diss my style silver]

Everyone keeps saying that. What gives?

[She dissed mine too okay and I am way more fashionable than you]

[you're so rude we've discussed this YOU ARE NOT MORE FASHIONABLE THAN ME

"It's just... Well, you're kind of dated in fashion. The clothes themselves aren't in bad taste, but you're a few seasons behind."]

So what? They've comfy.

[she

laughs

sorry

"Fashion and style is what Kalos is famous for! If you want to get anywhere in the city, you're going to have to be trendy."]

[am too mister red black and yellow

at least I'm color coordinated]

Do I still get to wear a cape?

[Capes never go out of fashion right

he can rock some different clothes for a while sure-]

["Capes are coming back in, actually, so you're doing better than your friend here."

god DAMMIT really]

Well, great, I'll remember that when I go out next time. [could not be more sarcastic] And where can we get new duds, then?

[honestly the garbage would be better clothes than what he's got on rn

but

"Well... The Boutique in town is a little out of your league, but there's many of them around in Kalos that'll happily open their doors to you. Café Classe has someone in there that knows all about them."

growlithe is enjoying himself btw yea happy bath yea]

[You hear that Gold

my cape is fashionable]

We'll keep that in mind.

[it's gonna be more fashionable when you're usin it to tie my wrists to a bedpost, dude

can you do that that sounds kind of hot fuck--

"My sister's a big fashion freak, like even for Lumiose, so it's no problem! I like fur over faux any day myself." yes she's pleased to have helped some walking disasters

it looks like they're beginning to style Growlithe's fur too]

Wonder what they'll make him look like. [an ancient king??? a pussy??? no it's just gonna be a trim because his fur's getting kind of long. speakin of long tho Gold'll play with Silver's hair] Hey, let's get haircuts too. Yours is lookin' a little lengthy.

[...It really is, isn't it.] Sounds nice. It keeps getting tangled.

[They better go somewhere super nice though, he'll only accept a haircut from the best-]

[yeah he can tell

he'll just run his fingers through it to untangle it a little

does that still feel as nice as ever?]

Got any good places in mind?

["Hm... Well, there is Coiffure's Clips on South Boulevard. It's right past the Pokémon Center - you can't miss it. It's not too pricey to get it colored and styled in the same go!"

she got her hair done there, after all. so nice. much hair.]

[Yes. Yes it does.]

Guess we'll try there, then. [You're gonna get a haircut too, right Gold?]

[does he look like he needs one

...

actually he's gonna blow at his explosive hair in the front

he could use a trim he guesses]

Yeah. Maybe I'll get a dye job too. I kinda miss havin' purple hair.

[though seriously the intern looks Gold up and like

really??

a fashion disaster and a punk?

you fit right in with the backstreets of the city--

"Oh, they only do touch-ups and the like. You'd have to dye your hair yourself."]

I miss having pink hair too. We really did look just like our...

[...Oh. Aw man...]

[ahhh good times

...

man, it's been a while since he thought about that weird facility even tho they got a ton of Pokémon from it]

Too bad. Guess we can buy some dye and do our hair after we get it cut and all. [and, in a more whisper whisper hush hush kinda way] At a nice hotel, you, me and a nice, long shower.

[the intern doesn't hear a word either, mostly because she's being called back to help clean the floor around the perfectly groomed Growlithe

baby looks fiiine

and kind of like gold???]

[No one would believe them if they talked about it anyway, so there's no point]

I'm not sure I wanna stay in this city overnight.

[Not quite noticing puppy. Not yet.]

[yeah

it was like some weirdo dream]

The people're mostly rude, but that ain't no reason not to stay the night. Unless you're put off by all the fancy shmancy stuff?

[a quick few more brushes, some cooing, and they'll let the Growlithe hop down and bad over to Silver

look at him

hot dog walkin--]