BECAUSE WE GIVE NEGATIVE SHITS AND LOVE SUBWAYS

[tsuntrader]

IT'S PRETTY SELF EXPLANATORY MAN

SILVER'S EXISTENCE CREATES INTERESTING PROBLEMS

SUBWAY DEPOT AGENTS ARE ALL PRECIOUS BABBIES

HILDA IS CRAZY

EMMET IS SAD

INGO IS DATING ELESA?!?!?!

AND SOMEHOW WE WILL ALL WORK IT OUT LIKE A COMPLETELY DYSFUNCTIONAL SUBWAY FAMILY

BECAUSE WE CAN

AND ENTER HILBERT

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[50shadesofprotag]

Oh, Team Plasma? It's a little bit of a story. But to give you the shortest cut possible:

[Deeeeeeep inhale...]

Team Plasma was led by a guy named N, who only knew Pokémon that had been abused by humans and wanted to free all Pokémon from society. Plasma grunts either followed that will to a tee or they were being dickish hypocrites by stealing Pokémon so they could use them to bully people. I kicked all their butts because they were all being stupid. I kept beating N, but fighting him was a lot different than fighting his cult members. Didn't help that he could actually talk to Pokémon, which made him really weird... honestly, he was more like a Pokémon than a person. That's the feeling I get from him. But whatever he found Reshiram, which is the other legendary dragon, and he was going to use Reshiram's friendship to ask people to release their Pokémon so they could be happy. I sort of was in a time crunch about finding Zekrom, but at the last minute when I had beaten the Elite Four and was facing him Zekrom showed up to help me take down Reshiram. Blah blah of course I completely thrashed a wimpy guy like N. Then it turns out that Ghetsis, who I think is N's dad, only took in N to mold him into the "perfect hero" or whatever. And he did that by trapping N as a little kid in his room and only introducing him to abused Pokémon, so that he would only know Pokémon in suffering, and that's why N can talk to Pokémon. Because he didn't have any human friends.

I've never had a more satisfying moment in my whole life than crushing Ghetsis under my boot.

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[tsuntrader]

[At the beginning, he listens to her with a bit of uneasiness- and resentment towards the idiot team members that were trying to steal Pokémon, of course.

But for the most part, he remains calm through explanation. He could talk to... That sounds similar to Master Lance and Yellow's Viridian powers... And of course, that single perception of Pokémon- it makes sense. He doesn't agree with it, but it makes enough sense.]

[tsuntrader]

[And then he hears that last part.

Ghetsis, who I think is N's dad, only took in N to mold him into the "perfect hero"...

He immediately clenches his hands into fists and every part of him completely tenses up.

He did that by trapping N as a little kid in his room and only introducing him to abused Pokémon.

Manipulative abusive bastard, that's just like-]

[tsuntrader]

I get the picture.

[-But she crushed him. Crushed him into nothing. It's- it's over. There's nothing more that can be done, even if that's merciful compared to what he deserves. Calm down.

He falls back into his composure within seconds and starts rummaging through his backpack once he's done.] So what happened to N?

[50shadesofprotag]

I don't know. He flew away on Reshiram, and I've been looking for him. [Sort of.] He said that he didn't understand Pokémon as well as he thought he did which was true so I'm guessing he took off to try and get a better understanding of them.

...I'm a little worried because he really doesn't understand anything and it's like letting a toddler run off all by himself, but I'm sure Reshiram is keeping an eye on him, at least. I just hope he's not getting himself in more trouble, he's a naive guy. Like I said, he's just like a Pokémon. Like a newly hatched Pokémon!

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[tsuntrader]

He has a legendary Pokémon looking after him. I'm sure he'll be okay.

[tsuntrader]

[But on a somewhat more serious note...] You need help looking for him?

[It's not like he... Has anything better to do...]

[50shadesofprotag]

Just let me know if you hear a lead about a guy with a dragon that has long green hair. And talks to Pokémon.

Because somehow I don't think he's really suspicious enough to not talk to Pokémon in front of people.

[SIGH]

[tsuntrader]

Gotcha.

[...] But for now, let's focus on getting you a water-type.

[50shadesofprotag]

Ugh.

[tsuntrader]

Quit complaining. [Where is it, where is it-

There. Super Rod!

No seriously dads why the fuck did you get him all of this protag shit some of it is so unnecessary-]

[50shadesofprotag]

...Heh. Looks like the Subway Bosses are dads that spoil their kid. Cute.

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[tsuntrader]

[It's tempting to say "they didn't have to give me everything they did" or to get embarrassed over being called cute or- or a lot of things.

But he doesn't. He just quietly and carefully readies the rod for fishing, handling it as if it was worth its weight in gold.]

[tsuntrader]

...You know how to fish, right? [And have your own rod. Because if you do, this will go twice as fast.]

[50shadesofprotag]

I do. I caught and released a lot of Pokémon for the PokéDex.

[tsuntrader]

Do you know which ones you can catch here?

[50shadesofprotag]

Surf, you can find Wingull, Pelipper, Mantyke, and Spheal.

[That sounds a little frustrated because SHE HAS SEEN EVERY ONE OF THOSE A MILLION TIMES. The others... she thinks about for a bit.]

Wailmer, Remoraid, Shellder, Luvdisc - and their evolutions. I'm pretty sure that's everything here.

[tsuntrader]

[Wailmer, Wingull, Spheal, gotta check his dex for those ones. ...Oh, these can make good meals. Come here, Gyrados and Kyurem. You're chilling with us. (ba dum dum psh.) It's meal time.

...Mantyke.] I'm guessing Mantine and Cloyster aren't cool looking enough for you.

[50shadesofprotag]

Gyarados is literally the only water/flying type that works. Any others don't function well enough against electricity, and there's a ton of that in Unova.

[tsuntrader]

You're tellin' me. [Electric types. they're everywhere. Even in his backpack. Dammit Joltik.

He needs a ground type Pokémon so badly but more than six Pokémon but ground types-]

What about Cloyster? [Regardless, he's already fishing so he can feed his gigantic hungry Pokémon.]

[50shadesofprotag]

Bah.

[Is she... blushing?


...]

No. Just... no.

[tsuntrader]

[...?] You okay?

[50shadesofprotag]

It's... too embarrassing. No way. I won't have a Pokémon that's that hard to look at.

[tsuntrader]

...What are you talking about?

[50shadesofprotag]

It looks like lady-parts.

[She says it in a very annoyed tone, but her face is bright red so...]

I'm not carrying a crotch goblin on my team.