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[illegalmarriage]

let's do the thing again

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[illegalteendad]

[just what gold was hoping he'd do

aibro is so thankful for gold's motherly instincts sacrifice hi silver his tail hurts]

Yeah. [gold is pretty content looking right now though even if he just lost a hand to keeping a lil growlithe from exploring with his teeth] He ain't weaned yet either, you know. But he sure is gettin' there with those teeth of his. We might be able to mix milk and some meat and get him to eat that when we get home.

[illegalmarriage]

[Motherly instincts was right

pat pat here you want to hop in his clothes instead

they are bite free]

Sounds like a plan. Hopefully he'll feel better by the time we get there.

[illegalteendad]

[yes

yes thank you]

As long as Exbro and Feraligatr are his parents, he'll be fine. Probably. Protected, anyway. And warm.

[illegalmarriage]

At least Feraligatr can handle being chewed on.

...Unless it learns Thunder Fang, that is.

[No problem

head scritches]

[illegalteendad]

I always wondered how that worked. Like, I can get fire types with Fire Fang and stuff, but how's it work with like... What, Ice Fang? And Thunder Fang. Pokémon are so weird. [i think you mean TOTALLY RADICAL]

[illegalmarriage]

I don't know, ask a professor. ...Or Crys.

Pokémon are super cool. I can't even imagine living without them.

[illegalteendad]

A life without these guys sounds totally boring. I mean, what would you even do if you didn't have someone to pal around with? Other than your friends I mean.

I'm totally askin' Crys about the fang thing though, and if she ain't got a clue she'll probably look it up for me so either way we're gonna get an answer.

[illegalmarriage]

It probably has something to do with how fire and electricity are pretty closely related, just like water and ice.

[Different in types, sure, but still.]

[illegalteendad]

... They are? Fire and electricity, I mean. I know water and ice are.

[illegalmarriage]

Electricity generates a lot of heat. Electricity can also start fires if you aren't careful.

The connection isn't as obvious, but it's still there.]

[illegalteendad]

[oh, he's got it]

I'm gonna teach him to turn fire into electricity. Then he'll kick tons of ass. Hell, he'd be able to take down like half of your partners in sparring with that, wouldn't he?

[exbro wants to turn his fire into electricity too!!!!]

[illegalmarriage]

Rhydon can crush anything that generates electricity, so it doesn't matter.

[It's not a glaring weakness okay]

[illegalteendad]

[it so is]

And if he learns Ice Fang, he'll wreck your Rhydon's shit too.

[illegalmarriage]

If he can get through the Earthquakes and Rock Slides, it might tickle.

[Rhydon's got amazing defenses you shit

don't knock the rockdino]

[illegalteendad]

Whatcha think, papas? Do you think the little dude'll be able to take care of Rhydon?

[ummmm exbro has dealt with rhydon first paw and that is hard to say

being a fire type is tough you know]

[illegalmarriage]

[Feraligatr has stopped smiling at the thought

nnnnno Rhydon is super scary even as a water type

Kingdra's your go to girl for whipping him in shape but the rest of us have trouble too]

[illegalteendad]

[thanks for the votes of confidence, guys]

We'll see, we'll see. He's got a lotta growin' to do though.

[illegalmarriage]

Who says you get to keep him, anyway?

[illegalteendad]

What, do you wanna keep him?

1/2

[illegalmarriage]

[...Maybe...]

[illegalmarriage]

I could use another loyal dog.

[Yes this is much less sappy ahem]

[illegalteendad]

[you ass]

You can take the heir out of position, but you can't change the way he grew up. I would've thought you'd be used to not havin' people at your every call and whim by now.

[illegalmarriage]

Yeah, yeah. [He's used to it now yes

it's kind of freeing really

but no more seriously-] I don't know. It would be nice to have a Pokémon that's... Warm. [No offense guys-] And he'd balance out my team.

[...] And he's really cute.

[illegalteendad]

What, I'm not a warm or cute enough dog for you? You wound me, Silver.

[illegalmarriage]

...You said you're a warm cute dog, not me. [You

you get a kiss on the cheek for that sass yes]