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[that's sweet of you big guy]

Do you think he's up for eatin'? 'Cause he's gotta or he won't feel any better. [let him see hi puppy hi there little guy how do you feel]

[Puppy is sleepy and cold and is searching Exbro for milk but cannot find any

puppy is also exhausted and doesn't have enough energy to keep searching for too long]

[that is so cute

exbro doesn't know how to feel so he hands him off to gold sorry little guy he um he's not equipped to feed like that]

Seriously? Man, that's a pain. I guess I'll have to keep you a little longer than I thought. [oh well. here, puppy can suck on his fingers for comfort while he bypasses the ice cream eating competition andy's losing to get milk

hi silver and andy bye silver and andy come on feraligatr exbro is following so he can make sure his little charge is gonna be okay]

[...

...Gold's handling it, Silver's shrugging it off and continuing to eat ice cream at an alarmingly steady pace

puppy is sucking on Gold's fingers yes

wait you don't have milk either why not

(Feraligatr is coming along)]

Edited 2013-08-30 04:22 (UTC)

[andy cannot believe do you seriously have like a miltank's body for ice cream or something she has to keep concentrating so she doesn't get brain freeeeffuuucckkkkk

okay let's see milk, milk... milk in the fridge? they'll warm it up a little too care to help exbro?? yeah into the pot don't be too eager keep it on the low with your fire yeah good

it's too bad they're not gonna find a real baby bottle or anything like that in a hotel like this hmmmm they'll have to make due feraligatr you got any ideas?]

[If it's too much for you you can always slow down

Feraligatr considers this, then starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers until he finds rubber gloves. he then pokes a hole in the thumb finger before handing it to Gold.]

[it is a battle of endurance not a battle of speed you're right she'll slow down]

Huh, good idea. Then we'll take a bottle and just stick it on and it'll be like a Miltank's udder! ... I wonder how that one we met back in that weirdo lab place is doin'. [is it warm enough yet

hmmm

he has no idea

but this isn't scalding nor is it really cold anymore so that should be fine alright makeshift bottle is a go c'mon let's go sit down you two]

Edited 2013-08-30 04:45 (UTC)

[Whatever you say Andy I could do this all day

puppy smells milk and wants milk give puppy milk--]

[it's not like it's any skin off my nose if i lose, you know, i'll take it nice and easy until you drop into a sugar coma

actually i don't think my head can take much more of this]

You're gonna be fine with an appetite like that! Alright, here you go little guy, eat up. [man this would be embarrassing for someone to walk in on it's a good thing those two are busy with their dumb competition]

[Does that mean that I can finish off the rest of it

puppy is suckling on this stuff so fast okay

he is also biting through the glove and making a mess]

Edited 2013-08-30 04:59 (UTC)

[if you can polish the rest off i'll have a whole ton of it sent back with you

oh no mess umm ummm ummm whatever he'll clean it up after he's done feeding puppy > expensive stuff they'll just get replacement gloves if it gets too bad]

[...Isn't that like triple of what he's already eaten

let's do it

Gold will be left with a full puppy and a giant mess soon enough

puppy lets out a tiny satisfied whine and yawn when he's done yes that was delicious thank you]

Edited 2013-08-30 05:12 (UTC)

[go go go you can do it silver go go go!!!]

Exbro, Feraligatr, he's all yours. Make sure he gets fresh air and all that. Oh, and don't tell the rest of them about this, alright? It's one thing to be 'as sweet as sugar' [he's still embarrassed about that okay] and another to be, you know. Motherly. Or whatever. I'm gonna clean up.

[feraligatr look we get custody back hi little barkbro]

[hi there little guy

little guy climbs up on Exbro and tries nibbling on his ears yes

he is small and sick and weak but he still has a fierce bite]

Edited 2013-08-30 05:17 (UTC)

[ahh ahhh ahhh he's so cute ow ow ow look he has your bite, bro..!

ok let's go outside c'mon little guy if you want something to chew on feraligatr's tough hide is just the thing]

[Puppy goes ahead and chews on Feraligatr yes

Feraligatr doesn't feel a thing but he puts on an act for the sake of puppy's growing confidence

Gold send help your boyfriend has cleared an inhuman amount of ice cream and shows no signs of stopping]

[give him a few to clean up and he'll be out

there

okay now what was this about an inhuman amount of ice cream

does he need to go over there and take the spoon from him

because he will

right now

with the most disapproving look ever (that is so weird on him)]

[Don't you dare take my spoon]

I'm almost done, okay? I've gotta finish off one more cart.

[And then free ice cream forever]

[the spoon is now his]

No. You're gonna ruin yourself. I don't care if you've got like six different stomachs for ice cream and you ain't got brain freeze yet or whatever it ain't good for you to just gorge on so much ice cream.

[is he

is he scolding silver

(yes)]

[Excuse you

are you trying to scold him

are you trying to order him around Gold I don't think so]

Since when do you care? You tried stuffing ten pancakes in my mouth at once.

I've been issued a challenge. It's not like I do this every day.

["since when do you care" wow can you not that is such a maddening thing silver it's like saying he never cared about your health at all]

Yeah, but they weren't tubs of ice cream. There is a huuuuge difference, Silver, and just what kinda challenge were you given that you gotta go beyond winnin' and pack the rest of that down?

[a huge one

like as wide as ariana's hips]

Andy's gonna give me a ton of ice cream if I can finish this off.

Now hand over the spoon or I'll get a new one.

Where're you gonna put a ton of ice cream?

[...]

I don't have to get all of it at once, right? [It's gonna be a secure and steady supply of ice cream

right

maybe

Andy back me up-]

["Right. I can just send it to him when he wants it."

it is no problem for her]

The answer's still no. If you wanna get ice cream, I'm sure she'll hook you up for free anyway. Or, you know, I'll pay! Like I've been doin'. But you've had enough sweets for one day don'tcha think?