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[feistytrader]

hi I am a musebox post made with the intent of threading things

cool beans

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[failscommunication]

[See below:]

They're your family and they're gonna be expectin' you to take responsibility. Be a man! [He says as he pretty much waltzes in like the most irresponsible guy in the world and whistling carelessly. Pat pat eggs.

You have a hell of a family, eggs, all these Sneasel and Weavile and Silver and his party of partners they're like a giant mismatched but good family alright. You're gonna be well taken care of.]

[feistytrader]

I'm not their trainer or mom.

[...How hard can it be to help with a few eggs? Where does he even start?]

[failscommunication]

[A "few" eggs, alright. Keep thinking that.]

Family's family, Silver, blood doesn't got anythin' to do with it. You oughta know that by now. Wanna be a warmer or do you wanna rotate them?

[You were raised by them or something right Tarzan? Yeah. Family. Ohana. That.]

[feistytrader]

You tell me. I've never hatched an egg before.

[failscommunication]

Well, it's easy for me. [Overly proud? Maybe. Yeah.] But not everyone's gonna have that natural talent. Just keep them close to you and they'll be hatchin' by the end of the week, or two.

[They don't need to be rotated right now anyway. He plops down next to Exbo, patting the dozing Typhlosion softly, and stretches out with the eggs. Silver's totally welcome to join him on the floor.]

[feistytrader]

[...In that case, he's picking up an egg at random before heading out. That's doing his part, right? Right.]

[failscommunication]

[Technically yes but--]

Whoa, no, where d'you think you're goin' with that egg? [Up and after hold on old buddy.] You can't just take one away from all of its brothers and sisters.

[feistytrader]

[...?] Should I take two?

[failscommunication]

Take them all if you're gonna take one. They hatch best around active Pokémon and other eggs. The latter's 'cause of shared heat, or something like that. [The most half-hearted shrug.]

[feistytrader]

I can't carry around dozens of eggs, Gold.

[failscommunication]

Sure you could. You've just gotta be willin' to think. Or am I the one who's got the brains between us?

[feistytrader]

[...You know what, here. Take the egg.] I'd like to see you try.

[failscommunication]

[No. Problem. His Pokémon'll help out, from Aibo's tailhands carefully gathering them to Togebo having a good balancing act going on. Gold himself's got some in his jacket, tucked beneath his arms, things like that.

But most importantly they do in fact have all the eggs off the ground and can walk with them.]

Don't hold your applause, Silver, go wild for us.

1/2

[feistytrader]

[...Alright, alright. He's impressed. He expected Gold to carry quite a few of them, but not dozens...]

[feistytrader]

[...But this is an opportunity.]

Guess you don't need my help after all. [He can make his exit.]

[failscommunication]

[You jerk what if Gold just wants to hang out huh-- Not that he wants to or anything okay he just woke up covered in eggs that's all.]

Wow, abandoning your old friend just like that? I'm wounded, Silver, wounded. [And a Drama Queen.]

[feistytrader]

I'll be back when you need my help. [...And to watch Proteam Omega, but he leaves out that part.]

[failscommunication]

And to hog my TV. Seriously, it's like that's the only time you come around and your eyes are always glued to the screen. [HE'S NOT LONELY

BUT HE IS PROBABLY EXAGGERATING]

[feistytrader]

Sorry I don't have a TV.

[failscommunication]

[It's a blessing you don't.]

Don't get one, you'd just use it once a week. Total waste of money. I'll give you a ring whenever these eggs start crackin'.

[feistytrader]

[Tell me something I don't know.]

Got it. [In that case, he and Honchkrow are off! Be back eventually.]

[failscommunication]

[So when Proteam Omega's day has come.

You and your kid's shows I swear.

Careful of the eggs by the way they're kind of shaking from time to time but unhatched otherwise.]

[feistytrader]

[He's careful, he's careful! He'll even take one of the eggs with him so he can set it in his lap while he's watching.

And that's about it from him for a while. Today's an hour long special! He couldn't be paid to turn his head away.

[failscommunication]

[He won't have to be.

But there's just this little cracking noise interrupting your show, Silver.

Just.

Crack crack crack. Crackingly. Hatching? Hatching. There's just one or two that're hatching, the ones closest to him actually.]

[feistytrader]

[Oh. He's got a Sneasel in his lap now.

...And another one nearby.

...Yeah yeah, we're on a commercial, come here, let him set the egg shells aside and pet you two little guys- oh, sorry. Girls!- and we can all just cuddle and watch cartoons, okay?]