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[Hell no that shit's embarrassing

it's not beautiful

a gorgeous flower like you shouldn't have to look at such a thing]

[let me see them]

[Alright alright fine

He lifts up his petalskirt! the petals underneath are ripped, torn, and have chunks of them bitten off. It's unsightly and he can only hold it up for so many seconds in good conscience before letting his petals back down and brushing them off.

was that good enough?]

[oh no that's terrible that will not do not at all

come here take her leaf she is leading you to gold please come willingly]

[Oh honestly they're old wounds that should be gone and forgotten in the spring

...but he'll come anyway if it will make her feel better, jeez-]

[it will most certainly make her feel better

no flower as beautiful as you should have his petals in such a state when winter is around the corner

gold

gold

squat down here yes thank you my dear friend is suffering the buggy blues can you help]

What, you mean he's bitten up? [yes please fix this] It'll be better in the spring, right? I can't do anythin' for him since the damage is done and all, but when winter's over I can do the same thing with him that I do with you so the bugs'll stay off his case.

[Yeah and what's that

is it gonna sting]

[oh it's wonderful and fun!!]

Mom plants different kinds of things to keep bugs out of her garden, so I just use the ones she does and give Sunbro a bath with them and not one Caterpie'll even look at her. It doesn't hurt a bit.

[--Yes please let me have this miracle bath yes]

So that's one problem taken care of! I'll give you one when we get back to New Bark too, if you want! Let's see... Oh, right. Have you two seen that puppy we brought in with us? The sick little dude.

[exbro has the growlithe!! he has been keeping the puppy very warm he and feraligatr are good caretakers aren't we feraligatr]

[Yes Feraligatr's been keeping him hydrated too

poor little thing, he's saving a pancake for it]

[that's sweet of you big guy]

Do you think he's up for eatin'? 'Cause he's gotta or he won't feel any better. [let him see hi puppy hi there little guy how do you feel]

[Puppy is sleepy and cold and is searching Exbro for milk but cannot find any

puppy is also exhausted and doesn't have enough energy to keep searching for too long]

[that is so cute

exbro doesn't know how to feel so he hands him off to gold sorry little guy he um he's not equipped to feed like that]

Seriously? Man, that's a pain. I guess I'll have to keep you a little longer than I thought. [oh well. here, puppy can suck on his fingers for comfort while he bypasses the ice cream eating competition andy's losing to get milk

hi silver and andy bye silver and andy come on feraligatr exbro is following so he can make sure his little charge is gonna be okay]

[...

...Gold's handling it, Silver's shrugging it off and continuing to eat ice cream at an alarmingly steady pace

puppy is sucking on Gold's fingers yes

wait you don't have milk either why not

(Feraligatr is coming along)]

Edited 2013-08-30 04:22 (UTC)

[andy cannot believe do you seriously have like a miltank's body for ice cream or something she has to keep concentrating so she doesn't get brain freeeeffuuucckkkkk

okay let's see milk, milk... milk in the fridge? they'll warm it up a little too care to help exbro?? yeah into the pot don't be too eager keep it on the low with your fire yeah good

it's too bad they're not gonna find a real baby bottle or anything like that in a hotel like this hmmmm they'll have to make due feraligatr you got any ideas?]

[If it's too much for you you can always slow down

Feraligatr considers this, then starts rummaging through the kitchen drawers until he finds rubber gloves. he then pokes a hole in the thumb finger before handing it to Gold.]

[it is a battle of endurance not a battle of speed you're right she'll slow down]

Huh, good idea. Then we'll take a bottle and just stick it on and it'll be like a Miltank's udder! ... I wonder how that one we met back in that weirdo lab place is doin'. [is it warm enough yet

hmmm

he has no idea

but this isn't scalding nor is it really cold anymore so that should be fine alright makeshift bottle is a go c'mon let's go sit down you two]

Edited 2013-08-30 04:45 (UTC)

[Whatever you say Andy I could do this all day

puppy smells milk and wants milk give puppy milk--]

[it's not like it's any skin off my nose if i lose, you know, i'll take it nice and easy until you drop into a sugar coma

actually i don't think my head can take much more of this]

You're gonna be fine with an appetite like that! Alright, here you go little guy, eat up. [man this would be embarrassing for someone to walk in on it's a good thing those two are busy with their dumb competition]

[Does that mean that I can finish off the rest of it

puppy is suckling on this stuff so fast okay

he is also biting through the glove and making a mess]

Edited 2013-08-30 04:59 (UTC)

[if you can polish the rest off i'll have a whole ton of it sent back with you

oh no mess umm ummm ummm whatever he'll clean it up after he's done feeding puppy > expensive stuff they'll just get replacement gloves if it gets too bad]

[...Isn't that like triple of what he's already eaten

let's do it

Gold will be left with a full puppy and a giant mess soon enough

puppy lets out a tiny satisfied whine and yawn when he's done yes that was delicious thank you]

Edited 2013-08-30 05:12 (UTC)

[go go go you can do it silver go go go!!!]

Exbro, Feraligatr, he's all yours. Make sure he gets fresh air and all that. Oh, and don't tell the rest of them about this, alright? It's one thing to be 'as sweet as sugar' [he's still embarrassed about that okay] and another to be, you know. Motherly. Or whatever. I'm gonna clean up.

[feraligatr look we get custody back hi little barkbro]

[hi there little guy

little guy climbs up on Exbro and tries nibbling on his ears yes

he is small and sick and weak but he still has a fierce bite]

Edited 2013-08-30 05:17 (UTC)