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[Dude they're not even that salivated or anything okay jeez

yes I can do it with basically all sweets

especially ice cream

man I could go for ice cream right now-]

[no but it's still kind of gross

-- yes she agrees ice cream would be swell right now

can she use their room phone she can call up an order for ice cream room service

got a favorite flavor]

[Ice cream room service sounds expensive

I mean as much as I love ice cream I'm not made of money]

[who do you think you're talking to honey bunches of oats???

please let andy handle this she's got this]

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[--!!!

Andy you're the best who would ever be suspicious of you no one that's who]

[that's right no one she's the absolute best okay

if you'll excuse her c'mon raab let's ring up some room service]

You're still hungry? You're ridiculous Silver. That'd be your third meal today.

[the first was his dick]

Three meals, but not a single thing's in my stomach.

[excuse you you swallowed that is one goddamn meal right there]

I'm gonna have my work cut out for me if we get married and move out to Unova or whatever. A husband that eats all the time. Huh!

[teasing teasing okay--

... marriage though...]

If I eat all the time, how come you're the one putting on pounds?

[You're so rude-]

[... c'mere you jerk how would you like a noogie--]

Shut up. I'm gonna lose 'em like I always do. It's a part of growin' up!

[Don't you dare-]

Growing up? More like growing wide.

[NOOGIE YOU GET A GODDAMN NOOGIE

have you ever gotten a noogie before

because there will be many in your future]

[Hey hey hey hey--!

This isn't fair stop it hey hey you big jerk--]

[n o p e how about a kiss huh]

[...You- okay fine

you're still a jerk]

[yeah yeah keep whining

when you get to be an inch taller than me you can give me one too

we're pretty neck and neck aren't we]

[Yes

thus my commentary on how you're growing wide

pinch pinch

you were a lot taller than me a while ago weren't you

not just like an inch or two]

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[yeah mom says it's a growth spurt or something

you're be like a beanstalk when you're done growing if your pop's anything to go by

i wonder how tall i'm gonna be

maybe taller than you]

[As tall as my dad...

...I would tower over everything holy shit]

[the only problem is that you don't have the width

well

not really anyway

i guess you'll get there at some point but]

[Yeah, I

I became a tall stick

...feels... weird...]

[it's not that bad

crys'll never catch up to us at least

and there's a lot of body to touch when you're tall]

[There was a lot of body to touch when I was short and chubby too]

[do you wanna be short and chubby again]

[...Well, no, but-

sigh it was kind of nice sitting in my office and getting nice food and stuff okay]