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[Don't you dare-]

Growing up? More like growing wide.

[NOOGIE YOU GET A GODDAMN NOOGIE

have you ever gotten a noogie before

because there will be many in your future]

[Hey hey hey hey--!

This isn't fair stop it hey hey you big jerk--]

[n o p e how about a kiss huh]

[...You- okay fine

you're still a jerk]

[yeah yeah keep whining

when you get to be an inch taller than me you can give me one too

we're pretty neck and neck aren't we]

[Yes

thus my commentary on how you're growing wide

pinch pinch

you were a lot taller than me a while ago weren't you

not just like an inch or two]

Edited 2013-08-29 19:32 (UTC)

[yeah mom says it's a growth spurt or something

you're be like a beanstalk when you're done growing if your pop's anything to go by

i wonder how tall i'm gonna be

maybe taller than you]

[As tall as my dad...

...I would tower over everything holy shit]

[the only problem is that you don't have the width

well

not really anyway

i guess you'll get there at some point but]

[Yeah, I

I became a tall stick

...feels... weird...]

[it's not that bad

crys'll never catch up to us at least

and there's a lot of body to touch when you're tall]

[There was a lot of body to touch when I was short and chubby too]

[do you wanna be short and chubby again]

[...Well, no, but-

sigh it was kind of nice sitting in my office and getting nice food and stuff okay]

[you're so spoiled

when we get back to new bark i'll give my mom the night off and make a feast how about that]

[Hey no that's expensive okay I can eat like a normal human being

I'm not spoiled I just like being spoiled there's a difference]

[how's this for spoiling]

[I am very okay with this spoiling yes]

[gold will spoil him six ways to sunday through affection--

but andy has like a train of ice cream carts behind her

so

"Are you too busy eating each other's face to eat ice cream?"

yes--]

[No

give me that ice cream]

[SILVER IF ICE CREAM CONTINUES TO PUT THIS WEDGE BETWEEN US WE'RE GONNA HAVE ISSUES

ACTUALLY IF FOOD IN GENERAL CONTINUES TO PUT A WEDGE BETWEEN US WE'RE GONNA HAVE ISSUES

COME BACK AND KISS ME

ICE CREAM IS TEMPORARY GOLD IS FOREVER]

[aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh this ice cream is so good

and there's so much of it what a wonderful feast

yes, this is the breakfast of kings...]

Edited 2013-08-29 23:33 (UTC)

[andy 1 gold ???

the lady is chowing down herself okay no flinching when she eats this ice cream none at all

gold has a good idea though]

Silver, hey Silver! Since you're snackin' instead of mackin', how about you and Andy have an ice cream eating competition? [payback--

"Sounds fun to me!"]

[An eating contest, huh?...]

Loser pays.

[And with that he is devouring his ice cream yes

let's do this]

Edited 2013-08-30 00:01 (UTC)