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[Gold you couldn't even get five in-

alright let him at least adjust them in his mouth okay that's eight that's nine-

does

does he have to]

[chickening out?]

[You're the chicken

you fit half of these in your mouth

there I did it ow my mouth okay okay if I hold this I'm gonna puke

but I did it but man my pancake appetite is gone now

...yes Feraligatr you can have them

and Rhydon you too

(Rhydon is holding something!)]

[yeah whatever i wasn't gonna waste my time with doing it after that lady cheated

(she only leveled the playing field tyvm--)

can gold have the something rhydon while your trainer is puking up his guts

what is it

is it a pretty flower or a determination or]

[It's a Protector

you cannot have it

(Silver is not puking out his guts okay he is casually taking pancakes out of his mouth

there is a little bit of dry gagging involved otherwise he is fine yes

only a little regret)]

[do you wanna put it around your belly big guy

cause gold can do that for him if he wants

where'd you get that anyway

(this is kind of fun and partially disgusting to watch

andy is so intrigued

can you do this with all sweets or)]

[Dude they're not even that salivated or anything okay jeez

yes I can do it with basically all sweets

especially ice cream

man I could go for ice cream right now-]

[no but it's still kind of gross

-- yes she agrees ice cream would be swell right now

can she use their room phone she can call up an order for ice cream room service

got a favorite flavor]

[Ice cream room service sounds expensive

I mean as much as I love ice cream I'm not made of money]

[who do you think you're talking to honey bunches of oats???

please let andy handle this she's got this]

Edited 2013-08-29 06:10 (UTC)

[--!!!

Andy you're the best who would ever be suspicious of you no one that's who]

[that's right no one she's the absolute best okay

if you'll excuse her c'mon raab let's ring up some room service]

You're still hungry? You're ridiculous Silver. That'd be your third meal today.

[the first was his dick]

Three meals, but not a single thing's in my stomach.

[excuse you you swallowed that is one goddamn meal right there]

I'm gonna have my work cut out for me if we get married and move out to Unova or whatever. A husband that eats all the time. Huh!

[teasing teasing okay--

... marriage though...]

If I eat all the time, how come you're the one putting on pounds?

[You're so rude-]

[... c'mere you jerk how would you like a noogie--]

Shut up. I'm gonna lose 'em like I always do. It's a part of growin' up!

[Don't you dare-]

Growing up? More like growing wide.

[NOOGIE YOU GET A GODDAMN NOOGIE

have you ever gotten a noogie before

because there will be many in your future]

[Hey hey hey hey--!

This isn't fair stop it hey hey you big jerk--]

[n o p e how about a kiss huh]

[...You- okay fine

you're still a jerk]

[yeah yeah keep whining

when you get to be an inch taller than me you can give me one too

we're pretty neck and neck aren't we]

[Yes

thus my commentary on how you're growing wide

pinch pinch

you were a lot taller than me a while ago weren't you

not just like an inch or two]

Edited 2013-08-29 19:32 (UTC)

[yeah mom says it's a growth spurt or something

you're be like a beanstalk when you're done growing if your pop's anything to go by

i wonder how tall i'm gonna be

maybe taller than you]

[As tall as my dad...

...I would tower over everything holy shit]