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[a mouth full of them--

seriously tho they've been like trading cake for cake they're on like the fourth right now and she doesn't look sick at all

silver

why do i keep getting into eating competitions regarding sweet things

why do i do this to myself

i thought i learned with the cake but nooo i thought i learned with the ice cream but nooooo no i didn't]

[One, two, three, four...

Alright here's one that's a second here's a third aaaaaaaaaaand a fourth

where does he put a fourth

come on he can open his mouth wider than that yeah there we go

hi guys

oh man these are actually pretty good nice Gold

how many more are you guys planning on stuffing in your mouths he's out of pancakes

(one day you'll learn, Gold

one day)]

[wh

what the hell

you know what next time you can deep throat me mr. i-don't-seem-to-have-a-gag-reflex okay

andy is pretty amazed too and she's going for a second plate let's go]

[Yes ma'am

but first

point point at Todit]

[what

oh you got her ha ha ha

fine okay she'll play fair off you go todit go practice imitating the others

gold is so appalled no no he's not even talking to her AIBRO DO YOU WANT SOME PANCAKES YOU CAN HAVE THE REST OF HIS]

[Hey boyfriend

gonna take those pancakes instead okay

don't have any of my own to compete with you see

alright so it's five now right

get in here fifth pancake]

[you are something else, boyfriend

since it was technically todit eating the pancakes andy is at zero and she's gonna take it slow to catch up because she's not stupid

though silver's gonna win in the end let's be real]

[...Well if he just chills like this he's not gonna be able to keep stuffing pancakes in his mouth

come on number six okay his jaw's starting to hurt now but fuck it

aw yeah Pokémon party of pancakes]

[she's not even hitting three and a half before she waves it away no okay she doesn't have a big mouth unlike you two kiddos

... though gold'll still give silver more let's see how many you can get in boyfriend]

[Uh

well okay

Seventh one is a tight squeeze

e...ight...?

Or he can just

eat his pancakes...]

[no no see if you can hit ten c'mon they're not that big you can so get ten in there]

Edited 2013-08-29 04:37 (UTC)

[Gold you couldn't even get five in-

alright let him at least adjust them in his mouth okay that's eight that's nine-

does

does he have to]

[chickening out?]

[You're the chicken

you fit half of these in your mouth

there I did it ow my mouth okay okay if I hold this I'm gonna puke

but I did it but man my pancake appetite is gone now

...yes Feraligatr you can have them

and Rhydon you too

(Rhydon is holding something!)]

[yeah whatever i wasn't gonna waste my time with doing it after that lady cheated

(she only leveled the playing field tyvm--)

can gold have the something rhydon while your trainer is puking up his guts

what is it

is it a pretty flower or a determination or]

[It's a Protector

you cannot have it

(Silver is not puking out his guts okay he is casually taking pancakes out of his mouth

there is a little bit of dry gagging involved otherwise he is fine yes

only a little regret)]

[do you wanna put it around your belly big guy

cause gold can do that for him if he wants

where'd you get that anyway

(this is kind of fun and partially disgusting to watch

andy is so intrigued

can you do this with all sweets or)]

[Dude they're not even that salivated or anything okay jeez

yes I can do it with basically all sweets

especially ice cream

man I could go for ice cream right now-]

[no but it's still kind of gross

-- yes she agrees ice cream would be swell right now

can she use their room phone she can call up an order for ice cream room service

got a favorite flavor]

[Ice cream room service sounds expensive

I mean as much as I love ice cream I'm not made of money]

[who do you think you're talking to honey bunches of oats???

please let andy handle this she's got this]

Edited 2013-08-29 06:10 (UTC)

[--!!!

Andy you're the best who would ever be suspicious of you no one that's who]

[that's right no one she's the absolute best okay

if you'll excuse her c'mon raab let's ring up some room service]

You're still hungry? You're ridiculous Silver. That'd be your third meal today.

[the first was his dick]

Three meals, but not a single thing's in my stomach.

[excuse you you swallowed that is one goddamn meal right there]

I'm gonna have my work cut out for me if we get married and move out to Unova or whatever. A husband that eats all the time. Huh!

[teasing teasing okay--

... marriage though...]