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[He's pinching them. ...Gently.]

You stole my muffintops.

[you

that's

no don't pinch them they will hold hands n o pinchy]

Did not! Just 'cause you ain't got none doesn't mean I stole them! [jeez he doesn't have them let him just pinch for himself--

goddammit so he does]

You stole 'em. [Hey at least they're love handles right

at least boyfriend's not making fun of you]

[....]

Least you've got somethin' to hold onto next time you're goin' down on me. [mutter mutter man he's gotta get back to his old habits is this just a teenage thing or wasn't he supposed be losing that boyish figure of himself instead of gaining it again.......

andy is pancake.giffing

oh

"You two have friendly Pokémon."]

That's gonna be nice.

[Oh, Gold, are we gonna get those... things and do the-

huh?]

...Yeah? [Yes they have friendly Pokémon is this... surprising...

...Except maybe Boobro but he's working on it

he's got issues]

[yes he'll even like swallow his pride like he did silver's dick and get them himself if he has to]

What, is that weird or something?

["No, not really, but some of them aren't even that wary of a stranger like me..." she motions to dusty and polibro for example]

Oh, well. Polibro's from my family house so he's really good with others. Even strangers.

And Sneasel's fast enough to slit your throat at the first sign of hostility.

[There are two kinds of friendly Pokémon...]

[andy looks down at sneasel

...

...

cool

"You two resemble each other a lot then? He's such a cutie. What's the coffin's problem though? He doesn't seem like he wants to eat." boobro does want to eat but he's just sharing with dusty and drifty]

He ain't too good with others.

[...

...He's gonna go share his pancakes with Boobro hang on

hey dummy, here]

[what

don't you need to eat too

keep them you dummy he's fine]

[I have like five pancakes right now and need like two

now here

come on dude knock it off]

[fine give them here but this is your wasted food

since

you know

it doesn't really taste like anything!!!

who is that woman anyway she acts too friendly for boobro's comfort]

[Pat pat good ghost coffin

sorry about the lack of taste but you still need to eat okay

it's okay she's a friend]

[is she a friend because you met her or is she a friend because you have dirt you can use against her to make sure she ain't got shit on you

because the latter is infinitely more loyal]

[She's a friend

now calm down and be a little more friendly okay]

[if she wants to talk then he'll talk back but he's not striking up a conversation

okay?]

[She doesn't even know you can talk by writing things down okay just

don't be so mopey and grumpy and stuff

...are you okay?]

[he is not mopey and grumpy he's just

nothing

he's fine

did you like the flowers that brat got you]

[...Yes.

They were really nice.]

[the bellossom and togebro seem to get on spectacularly well too /sarcasm

you should've given him something instead of him giving you something

since it was your fault and all]

[I did give him something

why]

[you're the one who acted like such a kid about everything yesterday

i mean

if it were me i would've punched you so]

[No you wouldn't

We already talked through yesterday okay that's old news]

[so what's the special today

you wanting me to put your boyfriend into snoozeland or how much you suck at hiding if something's wrong]

[Snoozeland's been cancelled

no today's agenda is "what's your deal right now" I'm actually kind of you know

worried about you right now]