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[Breathing

he needs breathing]

Dummy. [Give him a minute okay he's not used to this]

[that makes two of them

how do those girls do it porn is so fake or they're robots or something fuck that]

Didja like it? [tell him it was a worthy thing]

...Yeah. Yeah I did.

[He. He can give him a dopey smile for that.

But okay he's gonna go get water now yes] Thanks.

[... okay that dopey smile is kind of worth it yeah

he's gonna flop onto the bed with a sigh]

Anytime, darlin'. Anytime. I'm not gonna pull that move for a while though, it's a real pain in the neck.

[literally YEAH GO GET HIM WATER

silver can find andy giggling her head off as she finishes taking care of the minor cuts on her fingers]

[Do de do de do going to get Gold wa...ter...]

What happened? [Why are your fingers cut up are you okay-]

[one look at silver

and she's laughing again oh no she can't stop she's leaning on the counter--

"Y-You're so vocal!"]

[Oh right she

she heard that didn't she

welp]

He's never done any of that before, okay? You shouldn't have teased him like that, either.

[ahhh ahhh let her get a hold of herself oh man she's okay

she's okay

wiping tears out of her eyes

"I'll apologize to him later, I promise. I'm sorry to you too. But I didn't expect to find you two being so intimate this early!" she will apologize to him later because it was pretty mean of her to do but she just couldn't help herself]

[At least she's laughing it off instead of being mad about it

siiiigh he's getting water yes]

It just kinda happened.

[why would she get mad over some dumb silly little thing like that she has a good head on her shoulders because of her mom

"I imagine that's how most people's moments go." so amused!! and looking at her fingers. "It's good that he'll do things for you, too. Most guys I know just deal with themselves and leave their partners with nothing. He's a good boyfriend."]

[He still has a little leftover "Yellow wants to kill the absolute shit out of Gold" guilt okay

feels weird to know people that are totally chill with them doing couple stuff]

...I have a harder time getting worked up than he does, so that happens sometimes. He enjoys it, though. [Boyfriend is good boyfriend okay

Silver's just really bad at sex... stuff...

although he's getting better(???) at it okay just

this is kind of embarrassing but no he can keep a straight face yes] ...As long as he's happy, I'm happy.

[He's still not thinking too straight is he

whatever he's gonna go bring Gold his water now]

[she'll follow him so she can apologize too

"Hm... Usually I'd give some sort of warning against that, like sometimes someone will be happy unknowingly at the expense of others, but I don't think you'd let him get away with something like that..." and if you did she wouldn't but she wouldn't do it in half as hurtful a manner as boobro does

gold will be very happy to silver and less happy to see andy ftr more embarrassed than displeased but y'know]

...Yeah. Exactly. [He's not the best at keeping his own needs in mind but he's working on it, okay

like like today he asked Gold to do the thing see he did the thing

actually his first time doing the thing was yesterday but you know details

it's okay boyfriend here have some water]

[yes thank you he will eagerly gulp it down

wow that really washes a man's mouth out yeah

andy will bow slightly at gold too. "I'm sorry about teasing you like that. It was bad of me, no matter how hilarious, and I can't promise I won't do it again. You work well under pressure."]

... Considerin' Silver couldn't even speak when I was returnin' the favor, I guess I can boast a little about it.

["Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, there was nothing soft spoken about him." sorry silver]

[...Yeah yeah, laugh and tease it up, whatever-

was he really that loud

man that's so embarrassing-]

[at least they're on good terms

bonding over silver noises

he sighs and shrugs]

So. You said somethin' about breakfast earlier, right? [andy nods] You should've warned me we were gonna have a guest over, Silver, I would've been better dressed.

[did you forget or do you like the thrill of someone catching you in the act--]

[Jerks]

I didn't think she'd be here this early.

["I've been awake all night. Things slowed down when you were gone, so I was pretty eager for the shops to open and to see you again."]

Aw, ain't that sweet. Wait, you seriously brought things for me to cook with?

["What, like you were going to pour us bowls of cereal and pretend like that's breakfast? Of course I did! I told Silver I would, too." yea so excited she's gonna get to eat home cooking oh boy

gold is ok with this]

Well, I'm pretty energized, so I guess I'll cook. Whatcha wanna eat, Silver?

Spaghetti. [Silver that's not a breakfast food-]

[silver that is not a breakfast food--]

For breakfast, dude! I'll make you spaghetti later.

["I don't know, spaghetti sounds pretty good right now."]

You two are weird.

[Alright alright fine how about-]

Pancakes. Really big pancakes with bacon and eggs.

[oooh that sounds good andy is so down with this]

You got it! Hell, you two can even sit in the kitchen with me as long as you don't touch anything.

[gold is not sure how good andy's cooking is and he's not gonna trust silver]

No way. I want to learn to cook, so let me help.

[ANDY IS MORE EXCITED NOW SHE GETS TO SEE CUTE KITCHEN SHENANIGANS

"I'll set everything out. Get dressed and let's get to pancake making!" whoosh oh boy cute kitchen shenanigans she's so excited oh my god]

Man, she's quick. Fine, I'll teach you how to cook the same way my mom taught me: You watch me and i'll let you do the second batch. You gotta eat what you make though, alright?

But I want to eat what you make. [Here he'll help Gold get dressed and everything]