[there is the sound of a glass breaking from somewhere outside but more importantly no gold is definitely gagging a bit
he is never doing that again
... at least not without warning silver first
oh god it's everywhere in his mouth it is totally different than just kissing it off and getting a throat full of it he'll swallow though that's not messy]
[ahhh ahhh let her get a hold of herself oh man she's okay
she's okay
wiping tears out of her eyes
"I'll apologize to him later, I promise. I'm sorry to you too. But I didn't expect to find you two being so intimate this early!" she will apologize to him later because it was pretty mean of her to do but she just couldn't help herself]
[why would she get mad over some dumb silly little thing like that she has a good head on her shoulders because of her mom
"I imagine that's how most people's moments go." so amused!! and looking at her fingers. "It's good that he'll do things for you, too. Most guys I know just deal with themselves and leave their partners with nothing. He's a good boyfriend."]
"Hm... Usually I'd give some sort of warning against that, like sometimes someone will be happy unknowingly at the expense of others, but I don't think you'd let him get away with something like that..." and if you did she wouldn't but she wouldn't do it in half as hurtful a manner as boobro does
gold will be very happy to silver and less happy to see andy ftr more embarrassed than displeased but y'know]
andy will bow slightly at gold too. "I'm sorry about teasing you like that. It was bad of me, no matter how hilarious, and I can't promise I won't do it again. You work well under pressure."]
... Considerin' Silver couldn't even speak when I was returnin' the favor, I guess I can boast a little about it.
["Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, there was nothing soft spoken about him." sorry silver]
So. You said somethin' about breakfast earlier, right? [andy nods] You should've warned me we were gonna have a guest over, Silver, I would've been better dressed.
[did you forget or do you like the thrill of someone catching you in the act--]
["I've been awake all night. Things slowed down when you were gone, so I was pretty eager for the shops to open and to see you again."]
Aw, ain't that sweet. Wait, you seriously brought things for me to cook with?
["What, like you were going to pour us bowls of cereal and pretend like that's breakfast? Of course I did! I told Silver I would, too." yea so excited she's gonna get to eat home cooking oh boy
gold is ok with this]
Well, I'm pretty energized, so I guess I'll cook. Whatcha wanna eat, Silver?
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he loves silver too
let's see what do the girls in his porn do they deep throat right
can he do this
how do you do this does he go all at once or does he do it gradually fuck it he'll risk choking and go for it]
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y
yep that destroyed any and all pretenses of being In Control right now
or being able to keep from making too much noise
aaaand that's his limit right there please don't gag or choke or something
"choked on his boyfriend's jizz" that would be an embarrassing way to go]
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he is never doing that again
... at least not without warning silver first
oh god it's everywhere in his mouth it is totally different than just kissing it off and getting a throat full of it he'll swallow though that's not messy]
Water. [he needs water]
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he needs breathing]
Dummy. [Give him a minute okay he's not used to this]
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how do those girls do it porn is so fake or they're robots or something fuck that]
Didja like it? [tell him it was a worthy thing]
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[He. He can give him a dopey smile for that.
But okay he's gonna go get water now yes] Thanks.
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he's gonna flop onto the bed with a sigh]
Anytime, darlin'. Anytime. I'm not gonna pull that move for a while though, it's a real pain in the neck.
[literally YEAH GO GET HIM WATER
silver can find andy giggling her head off as she finishes taking care of the minor cuts on her fingers]
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What happened? [Why are your fingers cut up are you okay-]
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and she's laughing again oh no she can't stop she's leaning on the counter--
"Y-You're so vocal!"]
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she heard that didn't she
welp]
He's never done any of that before, okay? You shouldn't have teased him like that, either.
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she's okay
wiping tears out of her eyes
"I'll apologize to him later, I promise. I'm sorry to you too. But I didn't expect to find you two being so intimate this early!" she will apologize to him later because it was pretty mean of her to do but she just couldn't help herself]
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siiiigh he's getting water yes]
It just kinda happened.
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"I imagine that's how most people's moments go." so amused!! and looking at her fingers. "It's good that he'll do things for you, too. Most guys I know just deal with themselves and leave their partners with nothing. He's a good boyfriend."]
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feels weird to know people that are totally chill with them doing couple stuff]
...I have a harder time getting worked up than he does, so that happens sometimes. He enjoys it, though. [Boyfriend is good boyfriend okay
Silver's just really bad at sex... stuff...
although he's getting better(???) at it okay just
this is kind of embarrassing but no he can keep a straight face yes] ...As long as he's happy, I'm happy.
[He's still not thinking too straight is he
whatever he's gonna go bring Gold his water now]
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"Hm... Usually I'd give some sort of warning against that, like sometimes someone will be happy unknowingly at the expense of others, but I don't think you'd let him get away with something like that..." and if you did she wouldn't but she wouldn't do it in half as hurtful a manner as boobro does
gold will be very happy to silver and less happy to see andy ftr more embarrassed than displeased but y'know]
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like like today he asked Gold to do the thing see he did the thing
actually his first time doing the thing was yesterday but you know details
it's okay boyfriend here have some water]
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wow that really washes a man's mouth out yeah
andy will bow slightly at gold too. "I'm sorry about teasing you like that. It was bad of me, no matter how hilarious, and I can't promise I won't do it again. You work well under pressure."]
... Considerin' Silver couldn't even speak when I was returnin' the favor, I guess I can boast a little about it.
["Oh, I don't know what you're talking about, there was nothing soft spoken about him." sorry silver]
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was he really that loud
man that's so embarrassing-]
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bonding over silver noises
he sighs and shrugs]
So. You said somethin' about breakfast earlier, right? [andy nods] You should've warned me we were gonna have a guest over, Silver, I would've been better dressed.
[did you forget or do you like the thrill of someone catching you in the act--]
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I didn't think she'd be here this early.
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Aw, ain't that sweet. Wait, you seriously brought things for me to cook with?
["What, like you were going to pour us bowls of cereal and pretend like that's breakfast? Of course I did! I told Silver I would, too." yea so excited she's gonna get to eat home cooking oh boy
gold is ok with this]
Well, I'm pretty energized, so I guess I'll cook. Whatcha wanna eat, Silver?
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For breakfast, dude! I'll make you spaghetti later.
["I don't know, spaghetti sounds pretty good right now."]
You two are weird.
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Pancakes. Really big pancakes with bacon and eggs.
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You got it! Hell, you two can even sit in the kitchen with me as long as you don't touch anything.
[gold is not sure how good andy's cooking is and he's not gonna trust silver]
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