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[Yes

yes he would he likes thoughtful little things like that that's a good idea

let little red riding Sneasel get on your shoulder before you decide to try this

(little red riding Sneasel is a lot heavier than Aibro)]

You are a lot heavier than Aibro.

[who is similarly coming over from chasing caterpie around to climb onto gold's other shoulder before he gets sunbro and togebro c'mon guys let's get some flowers sunbro can help pick them out and he'll carry togebro around too why not

hi sneasebro]

[Hi Aibro

you call me something different every time jeez dude

ooh ooh start with that one Gold that one's pretty]

[i'm workin on findin a good name for you okay

how does sneezy sound

oh oh get that one too gold it'll match his hair!!!]

Sheesh, why don't you two just hop down and pick 'em for me?

[sunbro must decline their help they wouldn't know how to pick them right

actually she's going to take togebro from gold

okay she's going to teach you how to pick flowers okay--

momma sunbro please togebro knows how to pick flowers just watch ok]

[Just Sneasel is fine you know

but here let's huddle closer to Gold and watch Sunbro's flower picking skills

...And Togebro's attempt at flower picking]

[yeah but it'd be cool if you had a bro name too right??

things are going great

until togebro picks a flower SEE HE DID IT and gets a slap in return

the hell is

oh]

Oh man, it's a Bellossom. Good goin' Togebro. [hey there lil guy]

[No I'm good without one bro it's fine

excuse you you sorry ass punk who the hell do you think you are just grabbing at flowers

flowers have feelings too you know have a little respect]

[fiiine

sneezebro]

Whoa, whoa, he didn't mean any harm! Chill. [togebro is gonna mean harm is a goddamn second who the hell you think you are princess flowers don't have

uh

well

these don't have feelings!!!]

[Headbutt headbutt you wanna go you little shit

just because you can't see their feelings doesn't mean they're not there]

[yeah he wants to go listen here your skirt wearin jerkface he's gonna pick those flowers off your goddamn head they will be his victory spoils--

gold gold no why are you picking him up

why are you giving him to sunbro

gold togebro is in the middle of conversing with the bellossom you're being hella rude]

We ain't got time to be messin' around with some dumb skirt wearin' jerk, Togebro. We need flowers before Silver gets back.

[... though that bellossom looks like it'd be a good gift]

[Excuse you bitch were you not listening

headbutt headbutt lay off my flowers you thick fuck]

[gold is gonna pick up the bellossom

togebro is trying futilely to jump up and smack some sass out of that plant]

What are you, some kinda flower guardian? Flowers were grown to be picked.

[Flowers were grown to live and flourish and be beautiful you sadistic shithead

were you grown to be picked and put in a vase were you huh huh he's blowing petals in your face]

Hey, hey! I'm just sayin'! And you can't put humans in vases that's just weird.

[sunbro believes the bellossom has a point]

Not you too, Sunbro! C'mon, you were helpin' me pick them before.

[At least pick the ones that are past their prime and have a better chance of lasting in a vase

he wrestles out of Gold's grip and hops down to start delicately picking a few

like this one, and this one, and this one, these ones are getting older and are ready to rest for the winter

these ones still have life in them

learn to flower]

[...

oh]

So uh. Wouldja help me? See, I wanted to pick some for my boyfriend. He likes flowers. I think. So. Can't say I'mm all that good with them.

[GOLD WHY WOULD YOU RECRUIT TOGEBRO'S NEW NEMESIS YOU ARE A TRAITOR AND A BAD TRAINER AND NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN]

[What's in it for me

it's cold out and you want me to do work for you

shame on you

he's pointedly ignoring the overexcited little brat on the side okay]

[uhhhh

gold'll take off his cape and wrap it around the bellossom]

I hate the cold too but you're a flower. Speakin' of, how're you holdin' up Sunbro?

[oh

well she wouldn't mind sharing that cape]

[Here momma Sunbro come share this cape with him we can pick flowers together

in the meantime, several Pokémon approach Gold

like you know almost all of Silver's Pokémon]

[what a gentleman you are

(togebro doesn't like this development he's gonna be tailing those two)--

oh]

Hey guys. Where's Silver at?

[He went off on his own so we decided to stay with you]

[dammit

lookin to you sneasel]

I'm guessin' he'll be fine if the rest of them are here? [there ain't no way they'd leave him if something was seriously wrong]

[Sneasel looks a little concerned about it, but eventually nods

he's now kind of wishing that he stayed around, uh

guys what happened]

[it's a long story

um

here dusty'll just give sneasel boobro's writing pad and fill in details as they come along]

[Oh yes this seems okay so what's the big...

...

...

Dusty, could you please let Boobro out of his ball]