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[illegalmarriage]

let's do the thing again

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[illegalteendad]

Four for you, one for me.

[illegalmarriage]

So you will get and wear a cape. Okay.

[He can narrow these down now!!]

[illegalteendad]

[if it means buying only five capes sure he'll do that]

Pick out whatever you want and I'll look at your scraps. [like it's EASY to pick out nice capes wow]

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope this one is for you

(it is black

the inside is yellow)]

[illegalteendad]

[it's so stupid looking

he loves it

he can't show that though huurrgg he'll casually put it on

it's so cool ahhh he's got a cape]

How's it look?

[illegalmarriage]

[Exactly]

It looks ridiculous, but you still look nice.

[illegalteendad]

[continue the casualness yes just

pull around himself

ahhh he feels like a vampire]

This is stupid, man. [but he's grinning] Who'd wanna wear this thing around town?

[illegalmarriage]

Everyone. [Excuse him while he wraps one around himself- it's red! it's got a hood! So nice. The fabric is so soft...]

[illegalteendad]

[he looks like lil red riding hood

he's gonna grab silver and nibble on his ear mmmmm yes]

Well, I wanna take yours off...

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope. You're getting pushed back, Gold.]

I'm not getting kicked out of the cape store. You can wait.

[illegalteendad]

[well fine]

Yeah, alright, keep the wolf waitin' 'til he's in your bed and has eaten your granny.

[he's gonna find a mirror and do dramatic things in front of it with his cape]

[illegalmarriage]

And then I'll eat the wolf.

[No Silver don't say that

do de do picking out his last five capes-]

[illegalteendad]

[ah]

... That's definitely better than the real endin'. [hold on] I said four for you!

[illegalmarriage]

Five.

How's that better than the real ending?

[illegalteendad]

Four. Four for you, one for me. That's a total of five. [he can math see how desirable in a man]

I get luckier than the wolf in livin' and gettin' a blowjob from little miss red ridin' hood.

[illegalmarriage]

[Nope, covering Gold's mouth with a hand before he can finish saying blowjob]

I get five. Five's a nice number. So's six.

[illegalteendad]

[you're so mean

you're so so mean miss red riding hood

hand off his mouth]

Four's a nice number. Five's a nice number. You ain't got six fingers on your hand.

[illegalmarriage]

Six Pokéballs.

[illegalteendad]

Do you really wanna argue about this, Silver? What's one cape?

[illegalmarriage]

Exactly. What's one more cape?

[illegalteendad]

What's one less?

[illegalmarriage]

What's one more?

[illegalteendad]

Silver.

[illegalmarriage]

Two capes and six scoops of ice cream.

[illegalteendad]

Good deal. I'll pay for it all.